visvxl:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

reblog this if you’re lesbian, bisexual, or pansexual. (girls only, please)

glorified-anxiety:

there’s a reason for this, btw ;)

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

vangoghsdaughter:

quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

lady-wylfsbane:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

When I was in high school the guy I’m dating and living with now was a few years older than my friends and I and he had was a goth kid too but he’s very intelligent and charismatic and loved to mess with the crazy goth kids so he has them all believing he was a 3000 year old vampire lord who knew Jesus and he had a bet with him and now Jesus owes him 2 goats which is now like $500 and Jesus started Christianity and died to get out of the deal so he was waiting for the second coming to get his money from Jesus which is only going to increase with inflation and interest and all these 14-15 year olds actually believed him and that he had the powers and shit so he used it to start a ‘cult following’ and these kids would bring him food and buy him gifts and even when he told them to stop they wouldn’t leave him alone and it’s amazing what high school kids believe

kardashianjpeg:

I couldn’t resist making this

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you