guiltyhipster:

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

fairytrainer:

aestupid:

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli  

little monsters are out of control

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

lipstick-lesbian:

domgrantaire:

wow what a challenge this one turned out to be 

♀♡♀

femme-rage:

ice-cold-water:

steverogersisavirgin:

paulsrockinpagoda:

nightmareloki:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

#my inner pyro is happy

this is a really satisfying video

This dude really hates peeps

i fucking hate peeps

why do i enjoy watching this so much? 

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

harrialler:

One Direction | Midnight Memories (Limited 7” Picture Single)

nateygaga:

ladyiigaga:

Most Awarded Artists To Date ~ 2014

Guess I’ll be the one that points out the gap between Madonna and Gaga
*awkward laugh*

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me